I always KNEW Cotty was gonna crap out.  Not that I was gonna go, or
anything.  Cot:  Shoot her with the FrankenCam, and put the sharpened
pellets in, pump it up, and aim for any rear end you see.  grin.

Cotty wrote:
On 15/12/03, [EMAIL PROTECTED] disgorged:


GFM - well, BAD news guys and gals!  After all of my efforts last week,
booking of airfares, taking up of very generous offers from PDML'ers etc, my
stupid sister (who you will soon find I don't like very much), has gone and
decided to get married to the guy she's been shagging for the past 4 weeks
(yep, you read that correctly!), and guess what day it is?  5 June 2004!! To
her credit, she HAS known the guy for most of her life, but the actual
relationship only began in earnest FOUR WEEKS AGO!! So, of course, I am in
big trouble for not wanting to shoot the "blessed event" in favour of going
to GFM, and so I have had to cancel my trip for fear of retribution from my
very overbearing mother who doesn't want anything to interfere with her
little princesse's "special day".  (Yes, you do detect sarcasm and cynicism
there, long story, not relevent to this list).  So, in exchange for an
international trip, yummy pizza, a squishy (but probably hilarious) road
trip, the ultimate in learning opportunities, and the company of 20-30 very
cool people, I get to spend the day taking photos of a person who I don't
like very much while being yelled at by a mother who doesn't like me very
much...  On a brighter note, I may be able to enable my self with a certain
digital slr very soon, - in fact might do it just to spite them all, and
giver her her wedding pics on cd (she doesn't own a computer! lol)...


Tanya, you've had all this time to think of an excuse and this is the
best you can come up with???

Pity, I was looking forward to your bony butt ;-)



Cheers,
  Cotty


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