"oi larry, midge, earl, al.. yall fellas come quick! carl's married piyictures came back frum that bony gal.." "burp.." "aw carl you sure did screw it up thiyis time.. susie ain't gonna be too happy bout thiyis one.. when you gonna tell her?" "ah don't have no darn clue lou.. but dang those angel wiyings.. sweet and innocent she iyis.." Springer: My husband married my bridesmaid.. at my wedding!
----- Original Message ----- From: "Tanya Mayer Photography" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 10:58 AM Subject: Re: GFM and a CRAPPY weekend... > Frank, I was actually going to mention white trash and trailer parks, but > didn't want to offend anyone, but I promise you, you have hit the nail RIGHT > on the head. They even had hotted up drag cars as their wedding vehicles - > complete with trashy paint jobs, and dented bumpers... > > tan. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "frank theriault" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 9:37 AM > Subject: RE: GFM and a CRAPPY weekend... > > > > Geez, Tanya, > > > > Do they have trailer parks in Oz? > > > > Sounds like you got sucked into a White Trash Trailer Park Vortex of Hell! > > > > I think that tvv has some real competition for the Worst Wedding of All > Time > > competition. > > > > BTW, anyone out there ever seen Trailer Park Boys on cable? Takes place > in > > Nova Scotia, Canada, where most of my family is from. Some have even > lived > > in trailer parks, but as far as I know, they've never met Ricky or > Bubbles. > > If you ever get a chance to see TPB's, do so, it's a great spoof on > reality > > TV series. > > > > cheers, > > frank > > > > "The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The > pessimist > > fears it is true." -J. Robert Oppenheimer > > > > > > > > > > >From: "Tanya Mayer Photography" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > <snip> > > > > > > >Tanya drives 3 hours to wedding location, through torrential rain, and > silt > > >covered and flooding roads (BARELY made it through - 1 metre high water > at > > >one point). Tanya arrives at wedding location to find one very > overweight > > >bride (she wasn't anywhere near as big when I met her a year ago) and 2 > > >very > > >overweight bridesmaids - the weight thing isn't an issue, and please no > one > > >be offended, but they were all squeezed into STRAPLESS dresses, about 4 > > >sizes too small and were "spilling" out everywhere, iykwim? Tanya also > > >finds a groom with NO TEETH!!! (Actually, he had ONE tooth which was > > >BLACK), > > >who had a massive hangover and spent the entire day threatening to vomit > > > >and > > >burping through the whole ceremony (btw, he DID vomit later on, > thankfully > > >not whilst my camera was pointed at him - I have a bit of a thing about > > >vomit and I would have ended up joining him had I seen/heard it)... Ok, > so > > >as well, as their charming attire, the bridesmaids accessoriesed with > > >TATOOS - real ones, down their arms and one even had a big set of > > >blue/black > > >angel wings in the middle of her BACK!!! > > > > > >It gets worse... > > > > <snip> > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > The new MSN 8: advanced junk mail protection and 2 months FREE* > > > http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/bcomm&pgmarket=en-ca&RU=http%3a%2f%2fjoin.msn.com%2f%3fpage%3dmisc%2fspecialoffers%26pgmarket%3den-ca > > > > > >
