Frank, I was actually going to mention white trash and trailer parks, but didn't want to offend anyone, but I promise you, you have hit the nail RIGHT on the head. They even had hotted up drag cars as their wedding vehicles - complete with trashy paint jobs, and dented bumpers...
tan. ----- Original Message ----- From: "frank theriault" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 9:37 AM Subject: RE: GFM and a CRAPPY weekend... > Geez, Tanya, > > Do they have trailer parks in Oz? > > Sounds like you got sucked into a White Trash Trailer Park Vortex of Hell! > > I think that tvv has some real competition for the Worst Wedding of All Time > competition. > > BTW, anyone out there ever seen Trailer Park Boys on cable? Takes place in > Nova Scotia, Canada, where most of my family is from. Some have even lived > in trailer parks, but as far as I know, they've never met Ricky or Bubbles. > If you ever get a chance to see TPB's, do so, it's a great spoof on reality > TV series. > > cheers, > frank > > "The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist > fears it is true." -J. Robert Oppenheimer > > > > > >From: "Tanya Mayer Photography" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > <snip> > > > >Tanya drives 3 hours to wedding location, through torrential rain, and silt > >covered and flooding roads (BARELY made it through - 1 metre high water at > >one point). Tanya arrives at wedding location to find one very overweight > >bride (she wasn't anywhere near as big when I met her a year ago) and 2 > >very > >overweight bridesmaids - the weight thing isn't an issue, and please no one > >be offended, but they were all squeezed into STRAPLESS dresses, about 4 > >sizes too small and were "spilling" out everywhere, iykwim? Tanya also > >finds a groom with NO TEETH!!! (Actually, he had ONE tooth which was > >BLACK), > >who had a massive hangover and spent the entire day threatening to vomit > >and > >burping through the whole ceremony (btw, he DID vomit later on, thankfully > >not whilst my camera was pointed at him - I have a bit of a thing about > >vomit and I would have ended up joining him had I seen/heard it)... Ok, so > >as well, as their charming attire, the bridesmaids accessoriesed with > >TATOOS - real ones, down their arms and one even had a big set of > >blue/black > >angel wings in the middle of her BACK!!! > > > >It gets worse... > > <snip> > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > The new MSN 8: advanced junk mail protection and 2 months FREE* > http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/bcomm&pgmarket=en-ca&RU=http%3a%2f%2fjoin.msn.com%2f%3fpage%3dmisc%2fspecialoffers%26pgmarket%3den-ca > >
