JUST FOR FUN "Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!"
Inspite of COOPT PAY? "The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!" Rent only? "Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!" Becoming fatter is not in old age if old age is marked as 40 years. Broaad mind exists only when in surplus or in pauper state; old age has both. "How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?" WHEN STEALING IS REFERENCES, IT IS LEGAL "Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!" IF “DOING” THERE IS A POSSIBILITY SIR "America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign." YES INDEED A LAND OF PROMISE TO THOSE IN ACTION "When you're in deep water, it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut!" EVEN OTHERWISE WATER WILL SHUT THE MOUTH "Most people are too lazy to open the door when opportunity knocks!" BECAUSE IT IS A JAMMED DOOR "Most minds are like concrete, all mixed up and permanently set!" WHETHER SET OR MIXED? WHAT IS CONCRETE? "Most people don't act stupid: it's the real thing!" THAMASO GUNA "A business executive is someone who talks golf in the office and business on the golf course!" WALKING AND TALKING IS BUSINESS "Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for and politicians find out what people will fall for." IF IT IS NOT MONEY THEN PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING TO FALL AND FOR POLITICIANS EARNED INCOME IS A LOSS "These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar." LIARS DO LIE "*Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give more sound than advice*!" MAY BE SOUND IS A SYMBOL OF ADVICE "Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and selling your story to TV!" PERFECT CRIMES WELL PLANNED AHEAD? "These days, the problem with many neighborhoods is that there are more hoods than neighbors!" TRUTH SPOKEN; HOODS. KR IRS 28825 -- On Thu, 28 Aug 2025 at 11:25, R V Rao <[email protected]> wrote: > Alfred E Neuman was known for his thought-provoking quotes in MAD magazine > . > Some of them > are timeless. > > "Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!" > > "The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much > cheaper!" > > "Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!" > > "How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is > research?" > > "Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!" > > "America is still a land of promise, especially during a political > campaign." > > "When you're in deep water, it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut!" > > "Most people are too lazy to open the door when opportunity knocks!" > > "Most minds are like concrete, all mixed up and permanently set!" > > "Most people don't act stupid: it's the real thing!" > > "A business executive is someone who talks golf in the office and business > on the golf course!" > > "Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for and > politicians find out what people will fall for." > > "These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call > each other a liar." > > "*Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give more sound than > advice*!" > > "Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and selling your story to > TV!" > > "These days, the problem with many neighborhoods is that there are more > hoods than neighbors!" > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "societyforservingseniors" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > To view this discussion, visit > https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/society4servingseniors/CAPVuisV0MbQpWn9DcwC6SyJATSDpFpZgnh6jvakYbVHZ-R9Taw%40mail.gmail.com > <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/society4servingseniors/CAPVuisV0MbQpWn9DcwC6SyJATSDpFpZgnh6jvakYbVHZ-R9Taw%40mail.gmail.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> > . > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To view this discussion visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/CAL5XZopFn%3DCA6ksAPLpUwQeXmh8SDu6gLYQn5rRz9GCJLubhYg%40mail.gmail.com.
