A brilliant invention of the root of the deutsche from English making the phonetics different KR
On Mon, 16 Sept 2024 at 01:27, Srinivasan Sridharan < [email protected]> wrote: > > > *From:* Sridharan, ) [email protected]( > *Date:* September 15, 2024 > *Subject:* *GERMAN ENGLISH* > > > English German > This is Absolutely Brilliant and amazing : > > The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English > will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, > which was the other possibility. > > As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English > spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in > plan that would become known as "Euro-English". > > In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will > make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in > favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one > less letter. > > There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the > troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like > fotograf 20% shorter. > > In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to > reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. > > Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always > ben a deterent to akurate speling. > > Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is > disgrasful and it should go away. > > By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with > "z" and "w" with "v". > > During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining > "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. > > Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU > understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. > > Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze > forst plas. > > If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. > Dedicated to the intelligentia... 👍 > > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/CAL5XZorAWEZYmw-heWMLdXTak5ATxRthXBw-1G49xj1Yh968zA%40mail.gmail.com.
