[PHP] USB Flash Drive

I have burned a flash movie onto a Flash USB Drive and need it to Auto Run it on a PC when as soon as it is inserted into a USB port. Is there any PHP coding that can help me with this? I need it to auto run on 98, 2000, ME, XP, Linux. If so, can someone please help me with the code?

[PHP] USB Hard Drive

I need to get a USB Hard Drive to "Auto Run" a flash movie when plugged into a USB port on all platforms of a PC (Win98, 2000, XP, ME). Can PHP do this? If so, can someone help me with the code for it? -- George Guebely President-General Manager Digital Directory USA, Inc Af