[PHP] USB Flash Drive

[Digital Directory USA, Inc]

I have burned a flash movie onto a Flash USB Drive and need it to Auto Run it on a PC 
when as soon as it is inserted into a USB port. Is there any PHP coding that can help 
me with this? I need it to auto run on 98, 2000, ME, XP, Linux. If so, can someone 
please help me with the code?