> >Something light for you to contemplate : > > > >Remember the Good Old Days When.... > > from a science fiction show > >A window was something you hated to clean.... > >And ram was the cousin of a goat..... > >Meg was the name of my girlfriend > >And gig was your middle finger upright > >Now they all mean different things > >And that really mega bytes > >An application was for employment > >A program was a TV show > >A cursor used profanity > >A keyboard was a piano > >Memory was something that you lost with age > >A CD was a bank account > >And if you had a 3 1/2' floppy > >You hoped nobody found out > >Compress was something you did to the garbage > >Not something you did to a file > >And if you unzipped anything in public > >You'd be in jail for a while > >Log on was adding wood to the fire > >Hard drive was a long trip on the road > >A mouse pad was where a mouse lived > >And a backup happened to your commode > >Cut you did with a pocket knife > >Paste you did with glue > >A web was a spider's home > >And a virus was the flu > >I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper > >And the memory in my head > >I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash > >But when it happens they wish they were dead. > > > >How life has changed! -- email at [EMAIL PROTECTED] and at [EMAIL PROTECTED] This message was sent using Linux 2.0 power! Where do you want to go tomorrow? _____________________________________________________
>Something light for you to contemplate : > >Remember the Good Old Days When.... > from a science fiction show >A window was something you hated to clean.... >And ram was the cousin of a goat..... >Meg was the name of my girlfriend >And gig was your middle finger upright >Now they all mean different things >And that really mega bytes >An application was for employment >A program was a TV show >A cursor used profanity >A keyboard was a piano >Memory was something that you lost with age >A CD was a bank account >And if you had a 3 1/2' floppy >You hoped nobody found out >Compress was something you did to the garbage >Not something you did to a file >And if you unzipped anything in public >You'd be in jail for a while >Log on was adding wood to the fire >Hard drive was a long trip on the road >A mouse pad was where a mouse lived >And a backup happened to your commode >Cut you did with a pocket knife >Paste you did with glue >A web was a spider's home >And a virus was the flu >I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper >And the memory in my head >I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash >But when it happens they wish they were dead. > >How life has changed!
