> >13.COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
A computer customer support help line received a call about the
installed
cup holder had broken and she (sorry) wanted it replaced as the computer
was under warranty. The CS tech was confused and queried the customer,
who adamantly insisted the coffee cup holder that came with the computer
was broken. The light dawned, and the CS tech asked "What are the words
on the outside of the coffee cup holder?" The reply: "Busy and compact
disc."
(Supposedly this really happened.)
> >24.Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have
>
> been
> >deleted. The police are on the way.
After installing IE4.0 on his Win95 machine, my coworker (while on the
Internet) noticed a new icon on his screen. The icon was a police
officer. He double-clicked it, and a window showed up proclaiming
itself as NetCop, and it had detected illegal Microsoft software.
Netcop
killed Win95 for him. He had to reformat the drive to get rid of it.
(I know the person this happened to, and he was irate. No IE4 for him.)
George
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