John Francis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Cue old joke (seasonal tie-in - I've seen this in a Christmas cracker): > > Q: How much can a Scotsman drink? > > A: Any given quantity.
Talking of good whiskey, there's the tale of a Scots lad who has been visiting a friend, gets well plastered on some fine stuff the friend has, and then begins stumbling home with a wee dram of the excellent substance in his sporran. As he wanders along rather erratically, he gets hit by a car and knocked into the ditch, Picking himself up, he notices something warm and wet running down his leg. "Oh my God. I hope that's blood!" -- Sandy Harris, Nanjing, China -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
