So there I was, flipping through the latest Newsweek, when my eyes were caught by some boxed test:
Warning: This digital SLR is so professional,
the purchaser may be asked to
photograph weddings and other social functions
So I take a look at the camera - and it's a *ist-Ds !
(Too bad about the comma after "professional", and the
"official digital camera of the internet" on the page,
but at least it's better than no advertising at all)

