How about "The GPL is free as in Gonhorrhea"?

Strange how that didn't catch on.

J.C. Roberts wrote:
> On Thursday 14 June 2007, Theo de Raadt wrote:
>>> I propose a new phrase to describe 'Open and Free' projects that
>>> don't approve of OpenBSD's policies because they are 'more
>>> stringent ... than others':
>>>
>>> 'They aren't free as in speech. They aren't even free as in beer.
>>> They are cheap and easy as in prostitutes.'
>> I have been throwing around a phrase for a few weeks.  Perhaps it
>> should be popularized.
>>
>> OpenBSD is free as in air.
>>
>> There, pass it around.  Almost all the other software out there is
>> NOT free as in air.  Instead, it is "free as in hangovers".  Whatever
>> the fuck that means... but the analogy is no less clear "free as in
>> beer".
>>
> 
> There is nothing inherently wrong with a license which is designed to be 
> contagious and force the release of source code (GPL) or other 
> derivative works (CreativeCommons "share-alike" or more accurately 
> "forced-release") but calling it anything other than what it actually is 
> should be considered nothing more than a lie.
> 
> Trying to manipulate the terms "Free" and "Open" is blatant dishonesty. 
> Unfortunately, the majority of licenses and projects are intellectually 
> dishonest and they try to manipulate these terms to make their sneaky, 
> underhanded goals seem more acceptable to the general population.
> 
> If you want a far more clear and accurate phrase, as well as be more 
> confrontational, the phrase "Honestly Free Software" is a good 
> alternative.
> 
> "Free as in Honestly Free" will put the hammer down on all projects and 
> licenses which are manipulative excuses for being something other than 
> actually free.
> 
> When you see a dishonest person saying "Free as in Speech" or "Free as 
> in Blobs" call them a liar in the most loud and public manner possible.
> 
> If you cannot trust a license or the people who use it to be honest, you 
> have a good reason to not trust them at all.
> 
> Lastly, I realize many people, both developers and users (and me), have 
> a historical affection for the BSD license but I've always wondered why 
> code is not placed in the Public Domain rather than being copyrighted 
> and BSD licensed? Is the reason for this merely because it's difficult 
> to "prove" a work is in the Public Domain, or (more likely) is there 
> some other reason which I do not understand?
> 
> In my admitted legal ignorance, a push for "Public Domain Software" 
> (i.e. without copyright or license of any sort) might result in the 
> most truly "Free" software possible?
> 
> The wooshing sound I hear is probably a fast approaching clue stick. ;-)
> 
> -JCR

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