Recently we have had many inquiries about the rules of acquiring citizenship of the Independent Republic of Chimbel. We have so far been lax about granting citizenship. But with the new terrorist threat, we have determined that those who do not know our national anthem will not be given citizenship. By special authority granted to me by President Pandurang Fernandes, they will be labelled as enemy combatants, rounded up, and taken to a temporvary sakachi khopti camp on a temporvary island in the middle of the Mandovi river after the rains. Those who are already citizens, but do not know the national anthem will be branded as traitors, and tied in the gottho behind the Dhovi Khopti. We would therefore order all citizens and all those who want to be citizens to learn the following IRC national anthem by heart:
AAMI CHIMOLCAR (National Anthem of Independent Republic of Chimbel) Aami Chimolcar, Chimol aamcho deys Khoxi lokaancho, sunneaancho ani gorvaancho. Borreaancho tosoch chorraancho, Barcaraancho ani bebdeaancho. Sobit rosto, kaaiborelo futko. Modinch boorraak, modinch fonn. Taajeyr votthaath khopteo, ghorram, Gaade, tavernaam, ani barraam. Morombim, Maanos, Battollem, Chinchevado, Chimolvado, Xiren, Gonvllem Bhaat. Pattear aamche vhodlem negoss, Xerracodien paasoyek vochaath. Xaar aamchem polleyaath Indira Nagar, Aataanchem, novea modichem. Express xitty bus, xerviciechi gordi. Mama, mami, onkol ani aanti. Mia, bibi, daai ani vhoni. Laayaath kestavaam, koraath zhogdim, Choryo, fottingponna, zhunzam ani maaramaari Kosloch bhoi naa, koslich murvot naa. Oslem mokhlleponn khoinch mellchennam. Vhodlem tollem, dhakli poien. Vaaro fukot, uudok boorxem punn fukot. Maara folg, aasa bombdo. Komdi naaka zalear vhoraath combdo. Dhongor fodaath, banda bildingo Kadamba rosto torr soglleaanchea bapaicho Zaaiti paatall bhaaji, zaaitedo vhodlo uunno Khaayaath, piyeyaath, tokli dhuyeaath. Zaai zaaleaar kaadaath bhojim, Punnun kaadaath voir aamchi copitalist economy. Diyaath khaavpaak soglleaank dudu. Chimolcar aami sogle khoxi urundi, Chimol deys aamcho voir sorundi. Joao Ashraf Faattorney General Independent Republic of Chimbel =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-W-E-B---S-I-T-E-=-=-= To Subscribe/Unsubscribe from GoaNet | http://www.goacom.com/goanet =================================================================== For (un)subscribing or for help, Contact: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Dont want so many e=mails? Join GoaNet-Digest instead ! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Help support non-commercial projects in Goa by advertizing!! * * * * Your ad here !!
