On Sat, Jul 14, 2001 at 04:41:21AM -0000, john smith wrote:
> I was just wondering...I don't know if this topic is for this list but...is
> there a book or link somewhere that gives easier examples of how to do the
> correct syntax for "man" something. This probably won't be any problems to
> you unix gurus out there but if I wanted to do something and I do a "man"
> something, I get arcane (at least for me) explanations of how to use
> different options/parameters of that something but not giving me a simple
> example on how to do the command with the options I want correctly and I'd
> spend a lot of time figuring out the correct syntax instead of spending time
> with something else. it would certainly be nice for the "man" pages to
> include a simple example of a correct command's syntax and how to add
> options etc.. along with the lengthy explanation of all of the available
> commands options. might not be useful to you gurus out there but it
> certainly will help newbies to make the learning curve a little easier?
>
> 'nuff said...
Hope this helps!
Cheers,
Joost
woman(1) Improvement for manual self-support utilities woman(1)
NAME
woman - an emotionally responsive system support interface
SYNOPSIS
(undocumented.)
OPTIONS
--do-what-I-mean
The only option to woman, it is always implicitly enabled.
DESCRIPTION
Woman is a powerful and highly seductive control application,
dressed up as a pretty tool to suit your needs and desires.
USAGE
The user may start a conversation at any time. If there is
a telephone device available, there are no spatial limitations.
Instead of boring you with dull technical details, woman will
tell you what it feels like and what colour of dress would go
best with it.
For continued correct functioning, woman needs regular attention
and casual gifts. Woman becomes unresponsive when upset for some
reason or no reason at all. When this happens, woman returns
"you know what I mean" on all requests, until the mood passes,
for some reason or no reason at all.
FILES
Woman does not keep any files, but remembers everything you type.
SEE ALSO
girlfriend(6), gifts(5), sex(8), marriage(7), mistress(4)
BUGS
There are no bugs. Woman meticulously hides all of them.
AUTHOR
Unknown to man.
