Upington Accommodation, News, Events and Reviews
Upington Accommodation, News, Events and Reviews


Youth Is Like a Watermelon 
(http://www.upington.biz/blog/2009/11/08/youth-is-like-a-watermelon/) 
November 8, 2009
There was once a watermelon farmer who was selling his watermelons on the 
pavement in front of his farm. It was nearly sundown when a young boy passed 
him.
The boy stopped and asked, “Excuse me, sir, but can you tell me how much 
the watermelons are? The farmer replied, “Ten rand.” Then the boy 
asked, [...]

Natural Hangover Cures 
(http://www.upington.biz/blog/2009/11/08/natural-hangover-cures/) 
November 8, 2009
Although I don’t drink that often and hardly ever need this advice I 
though I would place this article in case you ever need to get rid of an 
hangover.
The horrible truth of aging – besides the arthritis, cataracts and dementia – 
is that the older you get, the harder it is to engage in [...]

Oldie for a laugh
(http://www.upington.biz/blog/2009/11/08/oldie-for-a-laugh/) 
November 8, 2009
On a really hot day, four nuns were assigned to paint a room in their church.
After sweating for a few hours in those black robes, they decided to take off 
all their clothes and paint naked. An hour later, someone knocked on the door 
of the church.
“Who is it?” they called out.
“I’m the blind man,” [...]

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