This re-run became a bit boring so I went looking for relevant docs instead. Which was far more entertaining.
Maybe time to do something about https://www.debian.org/ports/i386/ https://www.debian.org/ports/ https://wiki.debian.org/SupportedArchitectures etc? A spider looking for dead links would have helped automate that, since e.g https://www.debian.org/releases/stable/i386/ returns 404 now. Bjørn