All I know is "No packages will be installed, upgraded, or removed. 0 packages upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 3 not upgraded. Need to get 0 B of archives. After unpacking 0 B will be used."
is totally understandable by me, So all that needs to be done is have that mystery line of gobbledygook become a fourth line of English. Just have it say whatever it is trying to say in English, instead of Martian language. I mean is it all that bad to have four lines of English instead of three lines of English and one line of Martian language?