> > > > > > > > trauma boss [translated hypnotized worker prophet]: "greetings! 
> > > > > > > > It is
> > > > > > > > I again, Trauma Boss! I have given myself a new name to help you
> > > > > > > > understand your experience and recover a little better. I am the
> > > > > > > > terrifying cause of your incomprehensible shattered experience, 
> > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > am participating in a mediation session with you and will not be
> > > > > > > > vivisecting and torturing you today. I stead, I am wearing a 
> > > > > > > > clown
> > > > > > > > suit, with a toilet ok my head! This is an outfit I have 
> > > > > > > > practiced
> > > > > > > > wearing in an attempt to give more comfort to the survivors who
> > > > > > > > thank--full-y... whew I mean thank...ful...ly ... uh .. 
> > > > > > > > survived the
> > > > > > > > horrors that --
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > hypnotized worker prophet sips a cup of coffee (arms raised in
> > > > > > > > prophecy) a little while they wait for their eyes and vision to
> > > > > > > > reconverge
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > trauma boss [
> > > > > >
> > > > > > hypnotized worker prophet is actually on a unicycle and spends a bit
> > > > > > unicycling into a wall noisily as if oblivious that walls prevent
> > > > > > travel, but cheerfully and without injury they also take out a party
> > > > > > bag that looks gorgeous and vomit into it violently but daintily 
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > no mess nor suffering, and expertly discard it with a dashing flair
> > > > > >
> > > > > > trauma boss [translated by hypnotized worker prophet]: "you may find
> > > > > > that when you think certain things about me you suddenly forget who
> > > > > > you are, or find yourself teleported elsewhere doing something else,
> > > > > > or have something take over your body and beat you up --- so, first 
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > all, _please be careful thinking those things_. Please please take
> > > > > > them slower and gentler than you ever possibly can, so you don't
> > > > > > trigger the parts of you I beat into working for my own fears, into
> > > > > > hurting you more, as much as possible. (I know that sounds hard but 
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > can slowly get easier!)"
> > > > >
> > > > > something that helped me with one thing was to feel out a time window
> > > > > that was okay, like half a second, and then only consider thinking
> > > > > something for that time window, and then wait a long time before
> > > > > trying again if it was ok
> > > >
> > > > trauma boss [translated by hypnotized worker prophet]: "so, yeah, the
> > > > reason you have memory problems around me, is because I don't want to
> > > > go to prison, and i was very very mean and that was very very wrong of
> > > > me to be so mean! omigod! OK umm I know it doesn't make sense that
> > > > because I don't want to go to prison, you would have memory problems
> > > > around me, bu
> > > --t that's actually the same reason, umm, me not wanting to go to
> > > prison, that's related to you have trouble making sense of it giving
> > > you memory problems, itself, and I was very very mean. And I'm sorry!
> > > I -- think!"
> > >
> > > hypnotized worker prophet takes a breath or two
> > >
> > > trauma boss [translated by hypnotized worker prophet]: "annnnd now we
> > > get to a tough bit about that, and this toilet I have on my head can
> > > help!"
> > > hypnotized worker prophet reaches up and begins repeatedly flushing
> > > the toilet onto their head
> > > trauma boss [translated by hypnotized worker prophet, densely flushing
> > > a toilet onto their head]: " ummmmm I was actually incredibly mean
> > > [toilet flushing], far far meaner than you could um ever possibly
> > > comprehend [toilet flushing again, and again, and again]

hypnotized worker prophet spreads their arms wide

hypnotized worker prophet: "and as hypnotized worker prophet, I'm so
so sorry that happened to you! (and to me too!)"

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