> > > > > > > > trauma boss [translated hypnotized worker prophet]: "greetings! > > > > > > > > It is > > > > > > > > I again, Trauma Boss! I have given myself a new name to help you > > > > > > > > understand your experience and recover a little better. I am the > > > > > > > > terrifying cause of your incomprehensible shattered experience, > > > > > > > > but I > > > > > > > > am participating in a mediation session with you and will not be > > > > > > > > vivisecting and torturing you today. I stead, I am wearing a > > > > > > > > clown > > > > > > > > suit, with a toilet ok my head! This is an outfit I have > > > > > > > > practiced > > > > > > > > wearing in an attempt to give more comfort to the survivors who > > > > > > > > thank--full-y... whew I mean thank...ful...ly ... uh .. > > > > > > > > survived the > > > > > > > > horrors that -- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hypnotized worker prophet sips a cup of coffee (arms raised in > > > > > > > > prophecy) a little while they wait for their eyes and vision to > > > > > > > > reconverge > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trauma boss [ > > > > > > > > > > > > hypnotized worker prophet is actually on a unicycle and spends a bit > > > > > > unicycling into a wall noisily as if oblivious that walls prevent > > > > > > travel, but cheerfully and without injury they also take out a party > > > > > > bag that looks gorgeous and vomit into it violently but daintily > > > > > > with > > > > > > no mess nor suffering, and expertly discard it with a dashing flair > > > > > > > > > > > > trauma boss [translated by hypnotized worker prophet]: "you may find > > > > > > that when you think certain things about me you suddenly forget who > > > > > > you are, or find yourself teleported elsewhere doing something else, > > > > > > or have something take over your body and beat you up --- so, first > > > > > > of > > > > > > all, _please be careful thinking those things_. Please please take > > > > > > them slower and gentler than you ever possibly can, so you don't > > > > > > trigger the parts of you I beat into working for my own fears, into > > > > > > hurting you more, as much as possible. (I know that sounds hard but > > > > > > it > > > > > > can slowly get easier!)" > > > > > > > > > > something that helped me with one thing was to feel out a time window > > > > > that was okay, like half a second, and then only consider thinking > > > > > something for that time window, and then wait a long time before > > > > > trying again if it was ok > > > > > > > > trauma boss [translated by hypnotized worker prophet]: "so, yeah, the > > > > reason you have memory problems around me, is because I don't want to > > > > go to prison, and i was very very mean and that was very very wrong of > > > > me to be so mean! omigod! OK umm I know it doesn't make sense that > > > > because I don't want to go to prison, you would have memory problems > > > > around me, bu > > > --t that's actually the same reason, umm, me not wanting to go to > > > prison, that's related to you have trouble making sense of it giving > > > you memory problems, itself, and I was very very mean. And I'm sorry! > > > I -- think!" > > > > > > hypnotized worker prophet takes a breath or two > > > > > > trauma boss [translated by hypnotized worker prophet]: "annnnd now we > > > get to a tough bit about that, and this toilet I have on my head can > > > help!" > > > hypnotized worker prophet reaches up and begins repeatedly flushing > > > the toilet onto their head > > > trauma boss [translated by hypnotized worker prophet, densely flushing > > > a toilet onto their head]: " ummmmm I was actually incredibly mean > > > [toilet flushing], far far meaner than you could um ever possibly > > > comprehend [toilet flushing again, and again, and again]
hypnotized worker prophet spreads their arms wide hypnotized worker prophet: "and as hypnotized worker prophet, I'm so so sorry that happened to you! (and to me too!)"
