Actually, there are a number of possibilities. I suggest:
- Gargle regularly with battery acid. This has the additional benefit of protecting against throat infection.
- Apply a G-clamp (if you don't have one, you can usually make do with pliers) to your larynx. The popping sound this makes is guaranteed to make your voice permanently unrecognisable.
- Apply a large current across your throat while speaking on the phone. Regular mains is not quite adequate; if you can hook yourself across a three-phase power supply, this should do it.
Good luck!
Adam
(WARNING! None of the above should be attempted without adult medical supervision)
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Subject: voice changer
how do u make it then

