This appears to have simply been a group permissions issue, I apologize for the waste of a bug report. In order to fix it, I did $ sudo usermod -a -G pulse-rt MYUSERNAME
** Changed in: pulseaudio (Ubuntu) Status: New => Invalid -- pulseaudio incorrectly sets card to being idle and does not wake it up for sound playback https://bugs.launchpad.net/bugs/437001 You received this bug notification because you are a member of Ubuntu Bugs, which is subscribed to Ubuntu. -- ubuntu-bugs mailing list ubuntu-bugs@lists.ubuntu.com https://lists.ubuntu.com/mailman/listinfo/ubuntu-bugs