[PHP] NEWBEE - How do I preload 25< gifs?
I need to preload lots of graphics for user-controlled animation, changing graphics fast. Include() and/or require() works to slow. Any suggestions? -- Regards Lars www.DHSaps.com www.BuyEasy.dk www.CasinoDK.com -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To contact the list administrators, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [PHP] FAQ Ignor if you are tired of this.
The "flaming" answer was just "getting air". I've spend the last 2 hours reading ALL 499 postings in these forums. And learned a LOT more than spending 20 hours in the manual. Also some basic technics where quite usefull. Your'e right about simple HTML, but if You want to use input from Your site, the best wau to treat variables is PHP. Sometimes Pro's learn from newbees !!! Lars "Rick St Jean" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> skrev i en meddelelse [EMAIL PROTECTED]">news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]... > This was sent off-list. I respect that. And it voices some opinions. > I am not flaming newbie questions. I am a newbie myself. > > I do have a problem with the same questions coming up 3 times in a row. > With developers asking people to do simple logic. And people not looking > for answers before they ask. > > All I am asking is if you do not have an understanding of programming.. > do some tutorials. I am talking about questions like... how can I make the > page print "1 2 3 4 5" style of questions that come up because php is the > first thing that they looked at. This means the person hasn't even looked for > a basic tutorial. > > I love the idea that the list is helpful, I love to answer all the > questions that I > can, but some people want you to hold their hand. > > the "help-Your-friends-forum" is "hold-your-hand-forum" or > "spoon-feed-me-forum" > occassionaly. > > the manual is http://www.php.net/manual/en/ do a simple search. These guys > did a pretty good job here. > > I spent $80 on a book so I can step though the different functions and keep > most of my questions off the list. If you spent time looking say so, I can > respect > not being able to find something even if it is obvious.. I have done it myself. > I asked about contatination. I was looking for a strcat function. > > Maybe I should invest some time into an site called phpstarter.com and buy > the domain > name. > > I get quite a bit of help from people from this list on and off mailing. I > am not flaming > anyone in particular, I am just tired of people not bothering to spend any > energy because > it is easier to get someone else to give you the answer. That is what bugs me. > > > >I'm a newbee too, have search for hours in the online-manual to find certain > >answers. Also looked through the FAQ's, searched on PHPbuilder , Devshead > >and other sites, but didn't find a clue on my problem. > >It's frustrating spending hours one something a Pro would do in 5 secs!!! > > > >If the mailinglists wasn't ment to be a "help-Your-friends-forum" what are > >they then? > > > >The problem with the manual is, that it is VERY hard to understand correct > >for a newbee. For a little experienced developer it's no problem. But the > >rest of us?? > > > > > > > >- Original Message - > >From: "Rick St Jean" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Newsgroups: php.general > >Sent: Thursday, March 15, 2001 7:28 PM > >Subject: Re: [PHP] FAQ > > > > > > > The problem is that people are lazy or just to stupid to look for stuff. > > > Sometimes yes, we just miss something small or it is under another > >section. > > > I have done it as recently as tuesday with implode. But this is getting > >nuts. > > > > > > I guess I am frustrated because all the lists I am on are filled with lazy > > > people > > > who whine and want someone else to do all their work for them. PHP is not > > > low level > > > if you need something simple use iHTML. It is the simplest scripting > > > language out there. > > > > > > > > > I propose that the first few sentances of the signup message should be... > > > > > > READ THE MANUAL BEFORE POSTING!! > > > READ THE MANUAL BEFORE POSTING!! > > > READ THE MANUAL BEFORE POSTING!! > > > if you are confused about this... READ THE MANUAL BEFORE POSTING!! > > > > > > SEARCH THE ARCHIVES / FAQ BEFORE POSTING! > > > SEARCH THE ARCHIVES / FAQ BEFORE POSTING! > > > SEARCH THE ARCHIVES / FAQ BEFORE POSTING! > > > if you doing understand then SEARCH THE ARCHIVES / FAQ BEFORE POSTING! > > > > > > Rick > > > > > > > > > At 10:22 AM 3/15/01 -0600, Chris Lee wrote: > > > >people wouldnt use an FAQ, when you see three people ask the exact same > > > >question on one single day, you know they dont read the other post, or > > > >care. if they wont read the posts on the same day they wont read an FAQ, > > > >they keep posting. > > > > > > > > > > > >-- > > > > > > > > Chris Lee > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >""Mal McKay"" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message > > > >[EMAIL PROTECTED]">news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]... > > > >I'd just like to offset my other email by saying that a faq is often no > > > >substitute for the knowledge and experience of this list's members. In a > > > >strange way, the 'dumb' question this list gets proves the a faq can not > >be > > > >expected to know the right way to answer a query. A list member out there > > > >just might know _exactly_ what you need to solve your problem. > >
Re: [PHP] Newbie question: Basic knowledge
As one of the authors of the official PHP-manual, eschmid could be a bit more understanding to newbees, instead of scaring people from PHP to ASP !!! Lars <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> skrev i en meddelelse [EMAIL PROTECTED]">news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]... > On Thu, Mar 15, 2001 at 10:15:49PM +0100, Virtual Evil wrote: > > how funny! Erwin Teufel... deutsche Politiker werden mir da wohl kaum helfen > > konnen. Ich verstehe nicht, wieso du hier permanent versuchst Fragen von > > neuen Menschen total nieder zu machen. Ich mochte gar nicht wissen, was du > > zu einer Zeit als du Anfanger warst fur Fragen gestellt hast, und bestimmt > > teils immer noch tust. Eines wei? ich, was Kommunikation an geht, in Bezug > > auf Toleranz bist du blutiger Anfanger > > Also Anfänger bin ich eigentlich nicht mehr und als Anfänger hab ich auch > vor mehr als 5 Jahren keine Fragen gestellt. Ich finde es nur schade, dass > das deutsche Volk die englische Liste mit so einem Müll zumüllen muss. > Beim php-center.de (sofern es in den nächsten Wochen mal wieder Online > sein sollte) kann man sich für die deutschsprachige Mailingliste > anmelden. > > Den Erwin Teufel kenn ich tatsächlich, dem blasen wir immer einen Marsch, > sofern er in Stuttgart-Hohenheim auftaucht. > > -Egon > > PS: Ein Blick ins Manual würde normalerweise genügen um solche > Scheißhausparolen zu vermeiden. > > > -Ursprungliche Nachricht- > > Von: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Gesendet: Donnerstag, 15. Marz 2001 22:12 > > An: Virtual Evil; Phillip Bow > > Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Betreff: Re: [PHP] Newbie question: Basic knowledge > > > > > > On Thu, Mar 15, 2001 at 09:40:19PM +0100, Virtual Evil wrote: > > > > > I know i'm very idiotic, but if you don't help me, who then??? > > > > Ask Erwin Teufel (engl. devil) or radio Eriwan. > > > > -Egon > > > > -- > > http://www.linuxtag.de/ > > http://php.net/books.php > > http://www.concert-band.de/ > > http://www.php-buch.de/ > > > > -- > > PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) > > To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To contact the list administrators, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > -- > > PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) > > To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To contact the list administrators, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > -- > -- > http://www.linuxtag.de/ > http://php.net/books.php > http://www.concert-band.de/ > http://www.php-buch.de/ > > -- > PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) > To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > To contact the list administrators, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To contact the list administrators, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
