There is no disclaimer. all it says at the bottom is Last updated:
Thursday, April 13, 2000 © 2000 Microsoft Corporation. All rights
reserved. Terms of Use.
But if you can't figure out that it's a joke with these stories on it,
then go ahead and try to order it.
Microsoft Invades Cuba
Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government
has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win
situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ
while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for
everything from computer software to toilet paper. One more
step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole
development department for the cost of one developer's salary
in the US. They may not know how to create an Operating
System very well, but neither do our US developers."
Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot
into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a
recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already
training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space
ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running
our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct
the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with
the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before
Human travel to Mars is possible."
LMAO
Don
Mike Burger wrote:
> It is a joke. It's been around for a while (the site, that is) and I
> believe there's a disclaimer at the bottom of the web page.
>
> On Fri, 5 Jan 2001, Luke C Gavel wrote:
>
> > Hi,
> >
> > Check out the insanity at:
> >
> > http://www.mslinux.org/
> >
> > I will never ever ever buy this product.
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