Cool!!!!! =)
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> Asunto: (off topic...not referring to linux...just a funny)
> Fw: Physics
> of Hell
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> > > >From: "LM Thomas" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> > > >Subject: Fwd: Physics of Hell
> > > >Date: Wed, 11 Oct 2000 19:30:23 EDT
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> > > >>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > >>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > >>Subject: Physics of Hell
> > > >>Date: Wed, 11 Oct 2000 12:21:31 EDT
> > > >>
> > > >>The Physics of Hell
> > > >>
> > > >>The following is an actual question given on a University of
> Washington
> > > >>engineering mid term. The answer was so "profound"
> that the Professor
> > > >>shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the
> pleasure of
> > enjoying
> > > >>it as well.
> > > >>
> > > >>Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
> > endothermic(absorbs
> > > >>heat)?
> > > >>
> > > >>Most of the student wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
> Law,(gas
> > > >>cools off when it expands and heats up when it is
> compressed) or some
> > > >>variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
> > > >>
> > > >>"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
> changing in time. So
> we
> > need
> > > >>to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and
> the rate they are
> > > >>leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
> soul gets to
> > Hell, it
> > > >>will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As
> for how many
> souls
> > are
> > > >>entering Hell, let's look at the different religions
> that exist in the
> > world
> > > >>today. Some of these religions state that if you are
> not a member of
> > their
> > > >>religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more
> than one of these
> > > >>religions and since people do not belong to more than
> one religion, we
> > can
> > > >>project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and
> death rates as they
> > are,
> > > >>we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
> exponentially.
> > > >>
> > > >>Now, lets look at the rate of change of temperature and
> pressure in
> Hell
> > to
> > > >>stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as
> souls are added.
> > > >>
> > > >>This gives two possibilities:
> > > >>
> > > >>1.. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate
> at which souls
> > enter
> > > >>Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
> increase until
> all
> > Hell
> > > >>breaks loose.
> > > >>
> > > >>2.. Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster
> than the increase
> > of
> > > >>souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will
> drop until Hell
> > freezes
> > > >>over.
> > > >>
> > > >>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me
> by Ms.Teresa
> > Banyan
> > > >>during my Freshman year, "that it will be a cold day in
> Hell before I
> > sleep
> > > >>with you", and take into account the fact that I still have not
> > succeeded in
> > > >>having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be
> true, and thus I
> am
> > sure
> > > >>that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
> > > >>
> > > >>The student received the only "A" given.
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
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