For all you Windows fans, here is some humor for ya.
Sorry if any of it offends you.
>The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for
the
>planned Windows 98:
>
> 1.Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
>
> 2.Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
>
> 3.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
>
> 4.Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
>
> 5.Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
>
> 6.Close your eyes and press escape three times.
>
> 7.Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
>
> 8.This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another
game?
>
> 9.Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
>
>10.This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log
off."
>
>11.To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
>
>12.BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
>
>13.COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
>
>14.CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
>
>15.File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
>
>16.Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
>
>17.Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
>
>18.Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
>
>19.WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
>
>20.User Error: Replace user.
>
>21.Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
>
>22.Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
>
>23.If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and
all
>your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
>
>24.Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have
been
>deleted. The police are on the way.
--
W. Wade, Hampton
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