On Sat, 2009-05-23 at 07:46 -0700, Keith Lofstrom wrote:
> If computers were sentient, what would software feel like?
>
> Linux is like making love.
> Windows is like prostitution.
> Viruses are like rape.
>
> ... and Mac is a very attractive and friendly prostitute :-)
...dual-booting is like bisexuality
...multi-booting is like an orgy
...virtualization is like role-play (for the host)
...like voyeurism (for the guest)
Oh wait .. those last two would be how the software feels, not how the
hardware feels. I guess I was trying to imagine what Windows would feel
like finding itself on a Mac. "Oooo...shiny!"
--
Michael M.
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