Thanks for starting my day out with a chuckle.. this is one of the better tongue in cheek items I have seen in a little bit
Chris I think the BEST php editor "out there" is Microsoft's Visual Studio. Here's some of the reasons I think Visual Studio is the BEST 1. None of that annoying syntax highlighting that you find in many other editors 2. Unlimited technical support (at only $245 per call) 3. At $1000 - $2500 per copy it's has substantially more features than other cheaper editors. 4. It uses far more memory, so it remembers more stuff. 5. I can seamlessly integrate .NET into my PHP code 6. I don't have to waste my time with integrated debuggers 7. It automatically generates obfuscated code 8. I don't have to worry about those annoying GPL or LGPL licenses 9. Runs great on SuSE 10. When it crashes I know I need to take my ergonomic break 11. When loading large projects I have plenty of time to make myself a cup of tea, or if I'm out of tea, to drive to the store to buy some tea, return, brew a cup, read slashdot, take a shower.... 12. The outstanding support of PHP at Microsoft. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
