> This may not be _THE_ funniest - more in the painful but true line. (found by a friend of mine in a magazine.)
Photographer visiting friends for a dinner party brings a portfolio of his latest work to show. The host oohs and aahs and says something like " These are wonderful photos, you must have a very good camera!" After dinner, the photographer says to the host who prepared the meal, "That was a delicious dinner - you must have very good pots!" annsan

