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> On Apr 13, 2014, at 4:50 PM, Bruce Walker <[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> That's quite a story, and great to hear it has a happy ending too.
> 
> 
>> On Sun, Apr 13, 2014 at 4:12 PM, Bob W-PDML <[email protected]> wrote:
>> In three weeks I'm cycling the Sarsen Trail 
>> <http://www.wiltshirewildlife.org/sarsen-trail/bike_it> with a friend. I 
>> don't normally cycle off-road, and my bike is a lightweight tourer, so I 
>> thought I'd better try it out and perhaps borrow an off-road one if I didn't 
>> think my audax would stand up to it.
>> 
>> So today I took off the mudguards and rack, fitted some cyclocross knobbly 
>> tyres and headed up to Oxleas Wood, some ancient woodland about 5 miles from 
>> where I live.
>> 
>> I put my wallet, iPhone, camera, glasses, bike lock and a book in a nylon 
>> stuffsac, which I then put into a seat bag. My plan had been to reward 
>> myself afterwards with a nice cup of tea and a good read in the wonderfully 
>> badly-kept-secret cafe they have up there, with magnificent views east - I 
>> believe it's the highest point in London.
>> 
>> It was a dark and stormy night. The woods were dark and deep. No. It was a 
>> beautiful spring day. My bike looked really cool, the woods were lush and 
>> green. The forest floor was a cliche of bluebells, so I kept stopping to 
>> take pictures. It was a bit of a drag fishing the camera out of the seatbag 
>> each time, so I decided to strap it, in its CCS case, to my belt, and went 
>> off charging around again.
>> 
>> Half an hour later, I realise I didn't close the seat bag. My favourite 
>> wallet, my credit cards, driving licence, Oyster card, £75- cash, iPhone, 
>> glasses, bike lock (£100!) and Marivaux are gone.
>> 
>> Dilemma. Rush home and cancel everything, or try to find it. I spent 3 
>> fruitless hours randomly searching the Ice Age undergrowth, like some sort 
>> of Hansel & Gretel, lost in there. Trees and leaves and sodding bluebells 
>> all look the same after a while but you soon get to know all the empty beer 
>> cans, bits of bog roll and pre-loved condoms in the whole fucking forest 
>> when you're stressed out of your mind.
>> 
>> So I gave up and came home. On the way of course some fuckwit in a car 
>> decided he was the only fuckwit who should be allowed on the road and we 
>> ended up in a shouting match which finished in comedy when he said "you 
>> wouldn't say that if I wasn't in this car", to which I wittily reparteed 
>> "get out of the fucking car then", and he drove off. Marivaux could have 
>> learned some things from me.
>> 
>> I cancelled my cards, and was looking on the iPad for a way to disable the 
>> iPhone when I found this Apple thing called, er, Find my iPhone. Hmm. Wonder 
>> what that does. So I tried it and it showed that it was still in the woods, 
>> and let me set it to lost, so hopefully it wouldn't let anyone else play 
>> with it and find all my dark secret things. I was resigned to losing the 
>> cash.
>> 
>> Now, I hope someone from Apple gets to read this, because it's a great app, 
>> but it would be even greater if it told you the coordinates of the centre of 
>> the circle where your iPhone is, and the radius of the circle.
>> 
>> So, I opened my GPS programme, which is called ExpertGPS and is pretty good 
>> <http://www.expertgps.com>, and by squinting a bit and finding a couple of 
>> reference points on the maps, made a stab at a waypoint for the lost phone, 
>> as well a waypoint for a reference point on the ground which marked out a 
>> line to follow. I then loaded the waypoints onto my GPS, and cycled back to 
>> the woods.
>> 
>> It took another hour of searching, but this time methodically, and I found 
>> it.
>> 
>> It felt like a miracle. I made a waypoint on the GPS where I found the 
>> stuff, and when I got home again compared the actual position with the one 
>> I'd crudely made based on the Find my iPhone result. They were only 17 
>> metres apart, which I think is not bad under the circumstances.
>> 
>> So at the moment I love Apple.
>> 
>> I hate Dell though, because the screen on my laptop seems to have failed. 
>> Guess I'll have to replace it with a Mac.
>> 
>> Oh, and the bike performed superbly.
>> 
>> B
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