Thanks, yes, everything was still in the stuffsac.

B

> On 13 Apr 2014, at 21:25, "Steve Cottrell" <[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> Excellent tale - I presume the other items were near the iPhone? Cash
> still in wallet etc?
> 
> The only thing is that the 'Find my phone' function has to be switched
> on, I think.
> 
> Glad you found it - but I expect, knowing you, that the satisfaction
> came through a result from logical deduction....
> 
> :-)
> 
> Cot
> 
> 
> On 13/4/14, Bob W-PDML, discombobulated, unleashed:
> 
>> In three weeks I'm cycling the Sarsen Trail <http://
>> www.wiltshirewildlife.org/sarsen-trail/bike_it> with a friend. I don't
>> normally cycle off-road, and my bike is a lightweight tourer, so I
>> thought I'd better try it out and perhaps borrow an off-road one if I
>> didn't think my audax would stand up to it. 
>> 
>> So today I took off the mudguards and rack, fitted some cyclocross
>> knobbly tyres and headed up to Oxleas Wood, some ancient woodland about
>> 5 miles from where I live. 
>> 
>> I put my wallet, iPhone, camera, glasses, bike lock and a book in a
>> nylon stuffsac, which I then put into a seat bag. My plan had been to
>> reward myself afterwards with a nice cup of tea and a good read in the
>> wonderfully badly-kept-secret cafe they have up there, with magnificent
>> views east - I believe it's the highest point in London.
>> 
>> It was a dark and stormy night. The woods were dark and deep. No. It was
>> a beautiful spring day. My bike looked really cool, the woods were lush
>> and green. The forest floor was a cliche of bluebells, so I kept
>> stopping to take pictures. It was a bit of a drag fishing the camera out
>> of the seatbag each time, so I decided to strap it, in its CCS case, to
>> my belt, and went off charging around again.
>> 
>> Half an hour later, I realise I didn't close the seat bag. My favourite
>> wallet, my credit cards, driving licence, Oyster card, £75- cash,
>> iPhone, glasses, bike lock (£100!) and Marivaux are gone.
>> 
>> Dilemma. Rush home and cancel everything, or try to find it. I spent 3
>> fruitless hours randomly searching the Ice Age undergrowth, like some
>> sort of Hansel & Gretel, lost in there. Trees and leaves and sodding
>> bluebells all look the same after a while but you soon get to know all
>> the empty beer cans, bits of bog roll and pre-loved condoms in the whole
>> fucking forest when you're stressed out of your mind.
>> 
>> So I gave up and came home. On the way of course some fuckwit in a car
>> decided he was the only fuckwit who should be allowed on the road and we
>> ended up in a shouting match which finished in comedy when he said "you
>> wouldn't say that if I wasn't in this car", to which I wittily reparteed
>> "get out of the fucking car then", and he drove off. Marivaux could have
>> learned some things from me.
>> 
>> I cancelled my cards, and was looking on the iPad for a way to disable
>> the iPhone when I found this Apple thing called, er, Find my iPhone.
>> Hmm. Wonder what that does. So I tried it and it showed that it was
>> still in the woods, and let me set it to lost, so hopefully it wouldn't
>> let anyone else play with it and find all my dark secret things. I was
>> resigned to losing the cash.
>> 
>> Now, I hope someone from Apple gets to read this, because it's a great
>> app, but it would be even greater if it told you the coordinates of the
>> centre of the circle where your iPhone is, and the radius of the circle.
>> 
>> So, I opened my GPS programme, which is called ExpertGPS and is pretty
>> good <http://www.expertgps.com>, and by squinting a bit and finding a
>> couple of reference points on the maps, made a stab at a waypoint for
>> the lost phone, as well a waypoint for a reference point on the ground
>> which marked out a line to follow. I then loaded the waypoints onto my
>> GPS, and cycled back to the woods.
>> 
>> It took another hour of searching, but this time methodically, and I
> found it.
>> 
>> It felt like a miracle. I made a waypoint on the GPS where I found the
>> stuff, and when I got home again compared the actual position with the
>> one I'd crudely made based on the Find my iPhone result. They were only
>> 17 metres apart, which I think is not bad under the circumstances.
>> 
>> So at the moment I love Apple.
>> 
>> I hate Dell though, because the screen on my laptop seems to have
>> failed. Guess I'll have to replace it with a Mac.
>> 
>> Oh, and the bike performed superbly.
> 
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