That was in the 19th century, Bob.

Cormorants have since mastered counting to 11, which would further tax the miners both in labor wrestling 12 or more to the surface (they could only count to 11, but if they reached that and there were no more, they'd figure something was wrong), and the gasses created by the fishes for lunch food and by so many birds defecating in the mine shafts. Large mines, dozens of shafts, x dozens of birds. Pitiful working conditions.

A sad but continuing problem.

Pastie Crusts ????????? Women work the mines as well, or were some of the miners a bit o'strange?

On Jan 25, 2009, at 11:36 , Bob W wrote:

There was a documentary on here recently about the tunneling cormorants of South Wales (Phalacrorax Troglodytes Gallensis). It seems the coal miners of
the Welsh valleys used cormorants to detect gas when they ran out of
canaries, Welsh pits being particularly prone to gas because of all the leeks (no, honestly!), and cormorants being far more common in the wild than
canaries down Rrhonddha way.

The cormorant, although stupid, is not nearly as thick as the canary and they quickly cottoned on to the shrinking population, correctly figuring out that in general fewer cormorants came out of the lift at the end of the day than went in at the start. So they took to using discarded pastie crusts to dig their way through the coal face until they hit bare earth, at which
point their beaks were up to the job.

Living on earthworms and moles' eggs a small population established itself among the slag heaps and flint, earning themselves the local name of slag shags. They have recently been designated by the EU a protected species, earning large amounts of European money which pays for the preservation of
their habitat and a large museum-cum-shopping centre specialising in
sardines, pilcahards and related fish not noted for their relevance to the coal-mining industry but providing an essential outlet for spare EU cash.

Of course, if the miners had realised that cormorants can't count past 5, they could have made sure always to bring at least 6 of the oily- plumed
beauties back to the surface, and none of this would have happened.

Joseph McAllister
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