One day Doug Brewer was having a drink with Mark Roberts down at the 
local pub, The Back Focus Inn.   This drinking spot is also favored by 
several vile and treacherous Nikon shooters.

Doug began to tell a Nikon joke to Mark.  Sitting at another table was 
the captain of the Nikon shooters, Tony Sweet, who overheard Doug.  Tony 
rose out of his chair and stood next to Doug.  “So, you were going to 
tell a Nikon joke, were you?” said Tony.  “I dare you.  Go ahead and 
tell it with me standing here.”

Not content to be alone in his intimidation, he also summoned a couple 
other Nikon shooters, Steve McCurry and David Alan Harvey.  “Hey, Steve, 
  Dave, come over here.”  The three Nikonians loomed over Doug and Mark. 
  Next, Tony called Jill Enfield and Jodi Cobb, who were still seated at 
their table, “Hey Jill, Jodi, come here.”   Now, five angry Nikon 
shooters stood menacingly around Doug and Mark.

“You still want to tell that joke?” Tony growled.

“No,” answered Doug.

“What are you, chicken?” asked Tony.

“No,” replied Doug.  “I just don’t want to explain it five times.”

-- 
Scott (blatant plagiarist) Loveless
http://www.twosixteen.com/fivetoedsloth/

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