An elderly lady stopped in to see her physician regarding recent bouts of flatulence. The doctor asked, "Tell me about this problem." The elderly lady replied, "Well, I've been having a lot of flatulence of late. There's no sound and no odor, but as it's a new condition, it bothers me. Why, I've passed gas three times since I entered your office!" The doctor thought for a moment, wrote a prescription and said, "Here, try these capsules. I'm sure they'll help. Make an appointment to come back and see me in a week."
A week later, the elderly lady returned to the doctor and said, "I took the capsules as you prescribed, but I still have the odorless flatulence, only now it's... it's noisy! The doctor replied, "Now that we've remedied your hearing problem, let's work on your sense of smell." Regards, Bob... ----------------------------------------------------------------- Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced. From: "Cotty" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > <http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/7126973.stm> -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
