On 16/10/07, Scott Loveless, discombobulated, unleashed:
>OK. I'm assuming that you're asking the rare serious question, and that
>I'm not missing a pun (which I'm apt to do).
>
>A gourd is a type of fruit with a hard rind, similar to a pumpkin or
>squash. The rinds are often hollowed out and used like pottery, or for
>decoration. A quick Googly search will reveal plenty of photos.
Thanks Scotty.
The only gourd I have heard of before was in Judea, AD 33, about tea time:
--------[As Brian runs out of the city, one of his shoes (or is it a sandal?)
falls off. His followers stop, and Follower 5 picks it up.]
Folowr3 He has given us a sign!
Folowr5 He has given us... a shoe!
Folowr3 The shoe is the sign. Let us follow his example.
Spike What?
Folowr3 Let us, like him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot
for this is His sign, and all who follow Him shall do likewise.
Folowr2 Yes.
Folowr5 No no no.
Folowr2 No.
Folowr5 The shoe is a sign that we must gather shoes together in a bundle.
Folowr4 Cast off the shoes. Follow the gourd.
Spike What?
Folowr5 No. Let us gather shoes together. Let me...
Folowr4 Get off!
Folowr2 No, no. It is a sign that like him, we must think not of things of
the body, but of the face, and head.
Folowr5 Give me your shoe.
Folowr2 Get off!
Folowr4 Follow the gourd. The holy gourd of Jerusalem.
Folowr The gourd!
Folowr6 Hold up the sandal, as He has commanded us.
Folowr3 It is a shoe! It is a shoe!
Folowr6 It is a sandal!
Folowr3 No, it is a shoe!
Folowr4 Cast it away!
Folowr5 Put it on!
Folowr2 Clear off!
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Cheers,
Cotty
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