The USAF killed him because he was about to reveal the secrets of Nazca, the Bermuda Triangle and Roswell, thus exposing the Illuminati. The magic bullet was a classified++ miniature fighter jet flown by a nano-scale pilot developed under the Accelerated Human Evolution Program which the USAF had initiated after finding the instructions hidden in a Nazi horde of scientific information cached away in a crystal pyramid on Atlantis and awaiting the Second Coming, on a timescale dictated by the direct descendants of Christ.
-- Bob > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > Behalf Of P. J. Alling > Sent: 20 May 2007 15:11 > To: Pentax-Discuss Mail List > Subject: Re: Way, Way OT: Help! Need Myths > > Ya want a conspiracy theory here's one. Jimmy Hoffa is > feeling the heat > from Bobby Kennedy, (Attorney General and brother of the > President). He > goes to the Godfather of New Orleans Carlos Marcello to get the heat > taken off, (The teamsters strike fund is a piggy bank for he > Mob and it > Hoffa goes down, they'll lose that major source of income). > Carlos and > his Consiglieres decide that to Kill Bobby will only anger > the President > and bring down even more pressure, but to Kill the President > gets rid of > the Attorney General as well... > > I rather like this one as it keeps the conspirators to a minimum and > until recently the Mafia was better at keeping secrets than > any part of > the US government. > > John Sessoms wrote: > > From where I sit, I think your first mistake is looking for *A* > > conspiracy. > > > > Looks to me like there were multiple overlapping, conflicting > > conspiracies; at least 2 to kill him and another 2 or 3 to > cover it up. > > > > At least some of the people who killed Kennedy wanted > Castro to get the > > blame so there would be a war with Cuba. > > > > I think the main charge LBJ gave Earl Warren was for his > "investigation" > > to find anything, any way, to prevent that war, leaving > them with no > > choice but to pin it on Oswald. "Oswald did it" was the > only way to slam > > the door shut on war with Cuba. > > > > The murderers succeeded in killing Kennedy, but didn't get > their war to > > overthrow Castro. > > > > > >> From: > >> graywolf > >> That goes right up there with, "The bullet proves > conclusively that > >> Oswald did it" (The most important piece of evidence in the most > >> sensational murder case up to that time, just disappears > (those UFO > >> guys must have gotten it)). The reporters that were on > the scene sure > >> thought shots were coming from two directions (I just > happened to be > >> watching it live on Dallas TV when it happened). There > obviously was a > >> conspiracy to assassinate the President of the United States, the > >> question that has never been adequately explained is "who were the > >> conspirators?" > >> > >> > >> Stan Halpin wrote: > >> > >> > >>> A second shooter on the hill. > >>> > >> > > > > > > > > > -- > All dogs have four legs; my cat has four legs. Therefore, my > cat is a dog. > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > > -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net
