Some places shouldn't attempt "Haut Cuisine".

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>Back from Disneyland. I enjoyed it, but I did not enjoy the crowds. Fewer 
>people after Labor Day, but still way too many. I waited over 1 hour for 1 
>ride, 
>and never did again. Others I really wanted to catch, I did during the 
>fireworks at night, or 1/2 hour before closing.
>
>But I have no class.
>
>One day to give my feet a rest, I went to Cafe Orleans to have a late lunch. 
>It was about 4pm, I hadn't had lunch yet, and they were fairly empty at that 
>time.
>
>I ordered a shrimp salad (big shrimp, what I call prawns). Sometimes when I 
>am unsure of a restaurant, and many in Disneyland I am unsure of, I order 
>salad 
>because I figure there is little they can do to mess it up.
>
>Long wait, slow service. Then a waiter approaches me with carrying something 
>strange and says, "Shrimp salad?" I hadn't given the plate it a real look, 
>then I did. I am afraid, "What the f__ is that?!?" just popped out of me. 
>
>I simply have no class. :-(
>
>Imagine a half a head of iceberg lettuce upside down on a plate, with two 
>toothpicks sticking out of it sort of in a V with two shrimp on each 
>toothpick. 
>There were a few vegetables or something around the base of the half dome, but 
>not many and I barely noticed them.
>
>I had a hard time not laughing, but I told them I really, really, really 
>didn't want it.
>
>(Later at that night back at the motel, I gave in and laughed for about 1/2 
>hour.)
>
>Blackened shrimp which I was not expecting. Anyway, warm. Not much of a 
>salad. And, for pete's sake, I would have had to cut up my own iceberg 
>lettuce, on 
>a plate. I had visions of it shooting across the restaurant. Iceberg isn't 
>that easy to cut up, and it wasn't a bowl.
>
>My reaction was so strong, the manager came out and asked me what was wrong. 
>He what did I not like about their PRESENTATION?
>
>Sigh. Food with a presentation. I have no class. He was very serious and they 
>seemed proud of their presentations. I am simply not an haute cuisine type of 
>person. :-(
>
>So I ordered a seafood crepe I had noticed earlier, he told me it came with 
>asparagus and potatoes too -- stacked. I had visions of a log cabin or 
>something showing up. So I asked him very seriously not to stack ANY of my 
>food, just 
>bring it to me as food.
>
>It wasn't bad. Later I had the chocolate crepe for desert. Squiggles of 
>chocolate sauce on plate, whipped creme on side. Presentation again, but not a 
>strange one and quite good.
>
>Really, that half dome of iceberg lettuce with shrimp sticking out of it on 
>toothpicks was one of the funniest things I have ever seen, and sure didn't 
>look like a salad.
>
>It was only after I started writing this I realized --
>
>was it supposed to be a Mickey Mouse hat? 
>
>Marnie   Hehehe. Or Mickey Mouse's head? LOL. Presentation! LOL.
>
>  
>


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Things should be made as simple as possible -- but no simpler.

                        --Albert Einstein



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