On 7/12/06, P. J. Alling <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I may get in trouble for this but I don't care. > > George is walking down a beach in California and comes across a very > fancy looking bottle. He notices that it looks sealed, and curiosity > overcomes him, as to what might be in it, so he removes the cork. Smoke > billows forth, a Genie appears, and speaks. "You have my grateful > thanks for releasing me from my prison, and I will grant you one wish. > Anything you want is yours." George thinks for a while and says. " I > have friends in Hawaii, and I've always wanted to to visit them, but I'm > afraid to fly. I'd like an automobile bridge from California to > Hawaii." The Genie ponders this for a moment and says "You know, > that's an awfully long way to build a bridge, and would be very > difficult to do safely. Is there anything else you would want?" George > thinks a while and says, "I'd like something for the rest of the people > in the world, Peace in the Middle East." The Genie immediately responds > "How many lanes do you want on that bridge, 4 or 6?" >
Despite the events of the day, I think that's hilarious!! ROTFLMAO! cheers, frank -- "Sharpness is a bourgeois concept." -Henri Cartier-Bresson -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net
