> Which of the three doesn't have to lock his/her trunk?
FWIW, you can hit the target you were aiming for there by
adapting one of the three most common accordion jokes, though
it still wouldn't work with Pentax as the brand ...
A photographer needed to pick up beer on the way home from a
shoot, so he stopped at a liquor store. While he was in the
store he suddenly realized he'd left the car unlocked, with
his Holga sitting on the front seat. Worried, he paid for
his beer as quickly as he could and rushed outside, but he
discovered he was too late -- while he was in the store,
somebody had broken into his car and left two more Holgas.
(Now if folks want musician jokes, I've got a large store
of those. Lucky for y'all I'm way too tired to speculate
on the reason musicians tell a lot of musician jokes but
none of us seem to know a lot of photographer jokes. Two
concerts in one day (one outdoors in the cold) and not
enough sleep the night before: I'm exhausted and various
parts of me hurt. But we had a really good audience for
the second concert (and can't really complain about the
audience for the first one) and people seemed happy to
finally get their hands on our long-overdue second album.)
-- Glenn
PS: I just realized we can adapt a guitar joke as well:
A photographer goes into a camera shop and asks the salesperson,
"Can I get a couple rolls of Velvia for my Nikon?" And the
salesperson thinks a moment, then says, "Yeah, I guess that'd
be a fair trade."
