Some things you may not know about William:
1. William�s not a megalomaniac, woman-hating, wife-beating, communist pinko subversive that uses the Walmart photo lab to disguise his real profession as a mole.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2721050
2. William is, however, very excitable at moments. Great jig Bill!
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2721056
3. Believe it or not, William�s kind to small animals.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2721060
4. Maybe too kind.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2721066
5. I don�t know why William took this shot. I guess there�s no accounting for taste.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2721075
6. Margaritas aren�t William�s usual drink of choice (he thought I was paying though). The service in this restaurant was abysmal (food was decent). At this point he had just expressed a typical Canadian desire to solve the slow service problem with a chainsaw. We engaged in a lengthy discussion regarding problem solving and chainsaws, during which my heretofore innocent son was totally corrupted. William practically had me convinced that any of life�s problems could indeed be solved with a chainsaw or parts thereof, when dinner arrived. Note the FA 31mm F1.8 AL Limited on his *ist D. I unsuccessfully tried to relieve him of that problem. After further contemplation, I think William�s onto something.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2721076
7. William�s not from Earth. The mother ship is coming in for a landing right behind him. I think he�s been recalled. Note the implanted tracking device under the skin on his left hand.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2721079
8. William lurks around the ladies room with a camera. See the �Who ME? expression on his face.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2721081
9. William bravely discusses a personal problem with Linda.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2721086
10. William closes his eyes when hugging or kissing. A true romantic. Hey that�s mine!
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2721096
11. However, William is not very discriminating with his kisses, but he�s smart enough to realize it and cover it up (photo by William). He only sent me this crumby low-res bitmap image.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2721099
Be sure not to miss the continuing saga (a prequel for the most part) in the Robb-Cakalic Expedition Book 2, coming sometime soon.
All thumbnails from Book 1.
http://www.photo.net/photodb/presentation.tcl?presentation_id=260845
Tom C.

