>> >Ya know, Cotty, in all the times I've visited the UK, I've never had a >Pimms! >> >I guess it's because I thought it was a "soft drink," and for me soft >> >drinks are last choice for social drinking. >> >Does it have an alcohol content? >> >> <falls off chair> >> >> 25 percent lad. Mixes well with lemonade, ice and a sprig of mint :-)
>Sounds like something you should bring lots of to Grandfather Mountain next >spring. > >Bill I can just imagine the scene at the customs hall at Charlotte: 'Did you pack your own bag sir?' - 'Yesh' *hic* 'I see. Hmmm, and what is this sir?' - 'Isha diggitul camrer, swish it on' 'Okay, and what are these?' - 'Loada lenses so's I can take nice pishers' *parp* 'And this?' - 'Sa Penkaks EmEx so's I cun take a pisher wiv film in. Shay, yer rather nishe' ' And what are these, exactly?' - 'Sa few bevvies fer me mates, lishen darlin, you doin 'nythin laters?' 'And who is this 'Pimm' person?' - 'Shome geysher wot invented it, look *brrrrrrp*, yer shure perty fer a cushtoms hoffisher' 'I'm afraid we do not fraternize with passengers, sir' - 'Soaky wiv me, cutie, I'm a vergin too' *parp* 'Okay, sir you can go through now' - 'Yer plaishe or mine, darlin? Grandad Hilltop will haf to wait *hic* 'Sir, I'm married, I'm 54 and my name is Gus' - 'Sheesh, where da put me glashes? I'm orf! Trebles al round!' <crash, bang, wallop> Cheers, Cotty ___/\__ || (O) | People, Places, Pastiche ||=====| www.macads.co.uk/snaps _____________________________ Free UK Mac Ads www.macads.co.uk
