Look at Me . . .
"Look at ME!!" boasted the fit old man,
pounding a very flat and firm stomach,
having just finished 100 sit-ups before a
group of young people.
"Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know
why?? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't
stay up late, and I don't chase after loose
women!!"
He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes aglitter,
"And tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my
95th birthday!!!"
"Oh, really?" drawled one of the younger
onlookers, "How?"
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On February 4th in History . . .
* 1789 - 1st electoral college chooses
Washington & Adams as Pres & VP
* 1998 - Bill Gates gets a pie in his
face in Brussels Belgium
--
John H. Hoffmann
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"When the mouse laughs at the cat,
there is a hole nearby."
-- Nigerian Proverb
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