Things Not To Say When Pulled Over By The Police
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12. When the officer says "Gee son... your eyes look red,
been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond with,
"Gee officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating
doughnuts?"
11. "I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know
there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of
me they are."
10. "Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one
of us does."
9 "Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only
gave me a warning, too!"
8. "I pay your salary!"
7. "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?"
6. "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
condition to be a police officer."
5. "Are you Andy or Barney?"
4. "Hey, you must've been doin' about 90 mph to keep
up with me. Good job!"
3. "Aren't you the guy from the village people?"
2. "Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't
plugged in."
and the number one thing not to say to a cop is-
1. "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer."
December 10 in history ...
SPECIAL NOTICE: On December 10, 1896
Alfred Nobel (inventor of dynamite)
died at the age of 63. The Nobel
Peace Prize is therefore awarded on
December 10.
* 1799 - Metric system established in France
--
John H. Hoffmann
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