Little People Church Humor
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her
small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a
tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother
smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to
sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little
voice: "The big sissy."
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A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The
church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying
lighted candles. All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud
voice, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you...
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Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday
School. Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines
on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the
Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the people
walked across safely. He used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters and call
in an air strike. They sent in bombers to blow up the bridge and all the
Israelites were saved. "Now, Joey, is that REALLY what your teacher taught
you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher
did, you'd never believe it"
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A four-year-old Catholic boy was playing with a 4-year-old Protestant girl in
a plastic wading pool in the back yard. They splashed a lot of water on each
other; their clothes were soaking wet, so they decide to take off the wet
clothes. The little boy looked at the little girl and said, "Golly, I didn't
know there was that much difference between Catholics and Protestants."
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It was that time during the Sunday morning service for "the children's
sermon," and all the children were invited to come forward. One little girl
was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor
leaned over and said to her, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter
dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on
microphone, "Yes,and my Mom says it's a Bitch to iron."
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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.
Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School
teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly
faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Bobby looked up and
replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
Thanks,
Sarah Myers
Preventive Care Operations
Blue Cross of California
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