A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know
that?"
"Easy," the little boy said. "4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
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After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced
to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway,
and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and
listen."
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A 6 year old was overheard reciting the Lord's prayer at a church
service, "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who
passed trash against us."
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do ya know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.
Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give
him the money now, will he let us go?"
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Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their
favourite Bible stories.
She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an air
plane. She asked him which story it was meant to represent?
"The Flight to Egypt," was his reply.
Pointing to each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be Mary, Joseph and
Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"
Malvary in Ottawa where we are still having frigid temperatures, 'only' -24
with a windchill of -35
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