>A virus called WORK is on the loose...
>
>If you receive any sort of work at all, whether via e-mail, internet, or
>simply handed to you by a colleague... DO NOT OPEN IT! The work virus has
>been circulating around our building for months and those who have been
>tempted to open it or even look at it have found that their social life is
>deleted and the brain ceases to function properly.
>
>If you do encounter work via e-mail, then to transmogrify the virus, send an
>e-mail to your boss with the words, "I've had enough of your shit... I'm off
>to the pub". The work should automatically be forgotten by your brain and
>your career will now be successfully destroyed. If you receive work in paper
>document form, simply lift the document and drag to your waste paper bin and
>deposit there. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest pub with
>two friends and order 3 pints. After repeating this action 14 times you will
>find that work will no longer be of any relevance to you.
>
>
>Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have anyone in
>your mailbox, then I'm afraid the work virus has already corrupted your
>life.
>
----- End of forwarded message from Christine L. Forber -----
