Black humour -- but I think one of the few appropriate comments I have seen
on Kyoto

Colin Stark


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>Date: Mon, 29 Dec 1997 14:35:02 +0000
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>>  Date:          Fri, 19 Dec 1997 10:02:39 EST
>>  Subject:       anti-bludgeoning treaty
>> 
>>  SENATE COOL TO BLUDGEONING TREATY
>> 
>>  Liverpool, England -- Diplomats from more than 160 nations approved
>>  the world's most comprehensive anti-bludgeoning treaty, which requires
>>  participating nations to bring about reductions in the bludgeoning
>>  deaths of children and elderly, starting in the year 2008.
>> 
>>  In the waning hours of the conference, delegates wrestled over the
>>  final details before reaching an accord.  Under it, the European Union
>>  would reduce fatal and crippling bludgeoning by 8% below 1990 levels,
>>  the U.S. by 7%, and Japan by 6%.  Many U.S. businessmen feel betrayed.
>>  Their understanding had been that bludgeoning need not fall below
>>  the 1990 level.  They were not assuaged by the fact that anti-mayhem
>>  legislation would not begin to be enforced until 2008.
>> 
>>  Negotiators fell short of a second major U.S. goal -- vouchers.
>>  Most U.S. senators have said they are unlikely to approve a treaty that
>>  doesn't allow the United States to purchase trauma vouchers from nations
>>  who have overfulfilled their quotas.  Without the credits, a coalition
>>  of blunt-instrument makers, led by Louisville Slugger, will bring
>>  terrific pressure to bear on the Senate to just say no.  Other lawmakers
>>  said they would vote the treaty down because some less industrialized
>>  nations were not required to reduce bludgeoning.  "We have to reduce,
>>  but China doesn't?" said an angry Newt Gingrich.  "How fair is that?"
>> 
>>  Milton Friedman and other nobel prize winning economists are on record
>>  as saying that attempts to interfere with bludgeoning will slow sales
>>  of two by fours and ball peen hammers, likely send the economy into a
>>  tailspin, and raise bludgeoning costs through the roof.
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