Try booting up a Knoppix CD and poke around from there. Check /etc/profiles for LD_ASSUME_KERNEL=2.4.## or such. This will murder recent bash versions (including static). If you have anything like this ANYWHERE, delete it.
(Old versions of jackd and, according to a poster here, Oracle!! wanted this.) -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]