--- "D." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Date: Fri, 26 Apr 2002 14:30:42 -0700 (PDT) > From: "D." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Reply-to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: shit happens > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > 1. In the beginning was the Plan. > > 2. And then came the Assumptions, > > 3. And the Assumptions were without form. > > 4. And the Plan was without Substance. > > 5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. > > 6. And they spoke among themselves saying, > "It is a crock of shit and it stinks." > > 7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors > and > said, "It is a pail of dung and we cannot live > with the smell." > > 8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers > saying, > "It is a container of organic waste and it is > very > strong such that none may abide by it." > > 9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, > saying, > "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide > its > strength." > > 10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, > saying to > one another, "It contains that which aids plant > growth > and it is very strong." > > 11. And the Directors went to the Vice > Presidents, > saying > unto them, "It promotes growth and it is very > powerful." > > 12. And the Vice Presidents went to the > President, > saying > unto him, "This new plan will actively promote > the > growth > and vigor of the company with very powerful > effects." > > 13. And the President looked upon the Plan and > saw > that it > was good. > > 14. And the Plan became Policy. > > 15. And this is how shit happens... > > _________________________________________________ > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Games - play chess, backgammon, pool and more > http://games.yahoo.com/
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