Joke Of The Day
There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor
and set an appointment to meet with him. When the contractor came to her house
they did a walk-through and he asked her what colors she would like. They came
to the living room and she told him that she would like a nice, warm cream color.
The contractor wrote something down on his pad, then walked to the window and
yelled, "Greenside up."
The lady is a little confused, but doesn't say anything, and they continue to
the dining room where she tells him, "I would like a nice warm white in here,
nothing stark." The contractor writes something down on his pad, then walks
to the window and again yells, "Greenside up!" The lady is really confused
now but still does not say anything. They continue to her bedroom and she says,
"I would like a nice, cool, relaxing blue in here."
The contractor writes something on his pad and again walks to the window and
yells, "Greenside up." The woman is now totally perplexed and says to the
contractor, "Three times I have told you the color that I want, and you write
something on your pad, then you walk to the window and yell greenside up. What
is going on?" The contractor replies, "You see, I have four blondes laying
sod across the street."
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