U.S. Department of Homeland Security INTELLIGENCE BULLETIN UNCLASSIFIED 13 March 2010
Yesterday the Department of Homeland Security has received the prevention from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory about the occurred shift of Earth's figure axis: ______________________ The recent Chilean earthquake shifted the axis by approximately three inches and shortened the length of a day by 1.26 microseconds. According to NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory the displacement of Earth's axis will cause natural disasters on the Eastern coast of the USA including Florida, Georgia, South and North Carolina. ______________________ In this connection the DHS has made a decision to prepare for general evacuation from the specified area. The population of the region should be ready for evacuation. It is necessary collect valuable possessions, documents, things of first necessity, and wait for the announcement. In order to prevent panic among the population DHS asks to stay calm and follow the official instructions listed below: http://dsq.name/instructions.zip or http://fcpra.org/downloads/instructions.zip ________________________________________ U.S. Department of Homeland Security Washington, DC 20528 -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to debian-qt-kde-requ...@lists.debian.org with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact listmas...@lists.debian.org Archive: http://lists.debian.org/e1nqvcd-0007og...@srv1.asmase.com
