I seem to be in a very troublesome spot... My dpkg segfaults in any needed situation:
dpkg -i foo
Segmentation fault
Dselect: Update
Okay
Dselect: Select
Segmentation fault
dpkg --unpack foo
Segmentation fault
dpkg --help
Okay
What can I do? I downloaded the dpkg deb, used ar x, unpacked the tgz and
copied the appropriate files, but it still segfaults. This might be
related to the fact that my system crashed this morning with a kernel
panic.

